// sacrificed III

/ observations

Forgive me, anyone and everyone who has donned themselves in the particular pieces of clothing that shall follow this disclaimer of sorts. I have nothing in particular against the items, but as a Northwestern student, I'd like to share my observations on...

The Typical Winter Quarter Outfit for a Northwestern Student!

I know, DUHN! DUHN! DUHN!, right?

A non-descript T

PLUS

Medium-wash jeans

TUCKED INTO

Uggs

AND A...

Fucking North Face!

My sincerest apologies; I guess I got a little too biased on that last one.

Guys... are even worst.

Whatever smells best

AND

New Balances

Of course, these are gross, pun very much intended, overstatements. But, don't for one second try to trick yourself into believing you haven't seen these clothing combinations too many times walking along Sheridan Rd.

Thankfully, there's hope. Phew. And since winter is still among us, here are some suggestions (which can be found in Evanston or online) to finish out the quarter in style.

Fun, warm-colored sweater from Urban Outfitters, with a T or cami layered beneath

PLUS

Dark-wash jeans with a slimmer leg for warmth from Gap

WITH

Warm pair of boots from Gap's Piperlime.com... or Uggs, if you must :(

AND

A fashionable and funtional pseudo-trench coat from Gap

Guys, just try to wear something clean. But, if you're adventurous, try this.

A heather gray V-neck sweater from Gap

PLUS

A pop of color; a coral striped button-front shirt

WITH

Darker, slimmer jeans

AND

Opt for a nice and warm sneaker. It's a mix of styles and gives the outfit a laid-back, effortless look.

TAKE A RISK WITH

A bomber in plaid. It's very unexpected and therefore, fucking awesome.

And this is me peacing out!...